Princess Fuckin' Awesome

well hey everyone!

2008-06-14T23:28:35Z

damn i forgot about this thing
my band released an album
www.formanband.com
www.myspace.com/forman

you can buy it at either of those locations...so give some songs a listen, if you like it please support us because this is my damned livlihood we're talking about!
I wonder if any of my friends still use this thing

HEY SO YEAHHHHHH

2006-08-11T02:58:25Z

if anyone still reads this

go to
www.myspace.com/forman

because we need your support

( o ) ( o ) !!look bewbs!!

mrwhipple @ 2006-06-11T15:59:00

2006-06-11T19:59:52Z

only three days till we leave for bonnaroo!!

tennessee!!

mrwhipple @ 2005-12-02T19:21:00

2005-12-03T00:22:01Z

come on now

ONEONTA
12/8 general clinton pub
12/9 hunt union (or somewhere)

GLOVERSVILLE
12/10 the caboose

do it
www.formanband.com
new live tracks too

mrwhipple @ 2005-11-29T15:23:00

2005-11-29T20:23:49Z

tee hee! dont talk to me! you lack personality!

mrwhipple @ 2005-10-23T16:49:00

2005-10-23T20:50:03Z

In some cave chalk full of hippos, there was this ninja. All the hippos gathered for a story. The ninja began with a warning: “If any hippo here cannot handle this type of crap, I suggest leaving you leave right now.” And some actually did. Then he began.

“All right listen. These old children were just goofing around once in a playground: sports and talking and stuff. Nobody wanted any trouble, even the unconfident kids. Well, there was this crackle and everybody looked up. Something shiny. Then this UFO flopped on the soccer field. One kid was like “What the heck?” And then its side door busted open and fog creamed out. The principle freaked out and tripped, spilling his guts on a table. Nobody knew anything about anything. Then there was this rolling sound getting louder and louder and quieter and finally louder. Out of the UFO, popped this giant can. It rolled past the soccer field and hit a pole. By the time they realized it was a keg of beer, the UFO zapped into space. Well guess what, somebody brought a radio and turned it on loud. Then one kid grabbed Dixie cups from her duffle bag. Everybody went berserk in a good way and partied hard. Little was understood that day, but, boy, did those kid party.”

The ninja, having scared himself, beat his own ass in a paradoxical way. It was quite confusing for the hippos. But they were mature--they didn’t try to make sense out of non-sense. The hippos moved on, accepting those things they cannot change and surrounded themselves with only positive energy. By not defining what happened that day (or even themselves--their relation to it), they never limited their understanding and they never limited themselves.

mrwhipple @ 2005-09-16T22:05:00

2005-09-17T02:06:00Z

if anyone still reads this

www.formanband.com

is this for man? or for woman?

2005-08-21T03:54:24Z

8/19/05 the Van Dyck, Schenectady, NY
I: One Night Spider, Tank Attack, Up To You, Abu's Karma, Richjam, In the Beginning, Notso Bosso, Spacekrack!
II: Birds of a Feather*, Beer Before Breakfast, NRT, Brett's Jam, Baddinuway, Crustyjam, Dr. Pad > Crusty solo > Runaway, Jah
E: Franklin's Tower@
*Phish cover
@Grateful Dead cover, with improv "Frank Noonan's Hospitality" lyrics

8/20/05 Guilderfest - Tawasentha Park, Guilderland, NY
I: One Night Spider, NRT, Abu's Karma > WTF jam > Abu's Karma, Dr. Pad, Runaway, new Bill jam, Jah
E: Up To You

mrwhipple @ 2005-07-25T00:05:00

2005-07-25T04:06:09Z

dear livejournal,

tonight scott flushed his cell phone down my toilet.

love,

xxx_rich_xxx_death_x

FIGURE IOD

2005-07-03T07:57:26Z

does anyone have the figure iod recordings, namely "Bad Weather on the Way" or the Nacirema sessions? Acoustic is welcome too!

Whether it's mp3 or cd....give it to me

mrwhipple @ 2005-06-15T15:49:00

2005-06-15T20:06:35Z

10 songs i'm really into lately

"counterfeit" - limp bizkit
"faith" - limp bizkit
"nookie" - limp bizkit
"break stuff" - limp bizkit
"re-arranged" - limp bizkit
"n 2 gether now" - limp bizkit
"my generation" - limp bizkit
"rollin'" - limp bizkit
"eat you alive" - limp bizkit
"mr. cent" - party boy

5 people whose 10 favorites i want to see are

jeff bertie
dan perez
josh curtin
mrs. girolamo
ray villani

mrwhipple @ 2005-06-13T02:24:00

2005-06-13T06:25:32Z

weeee love party boy

mrwhipple @ 2005-06-06T13:04:00

2005-06-06T17:05:19Z

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> >>> a = snickle
> >>> b = doombah
> >>> c = goober
> >>> d = cheesey
> >>> e = crusty
> >>> f = greasy
> >>> g = dumbo
> >>> h = farcus
> >>> i = dorky
> >>> j = doofus
> >>> k = funky
> >>> l = boobie
> >>> m = sleezy
> >>> n = sloopy
> >>> o = fluffy
> >>> p = stinky
> >>> q = slimy
> >>> r = dorfus
> >>> s = snooty
> >>> t = tootsie
> >>> u = dipsy
> >>> v = sneezy
> >>> w = liver
> >>> x = skippy
> >>> y = dinky
> >>> z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> >>> a = dippin
> >>> b = feather
> >>> c = giggle
> >>> d = burger
> >>> e = chicken
> >>> f = barffy
> >>> g = lizard
> >>> h = waffle
> >>> i = farkle
> >>> j = monkey
> >>> k = flippin
> >>> l = fricken
> >>> m = bubble
> >>> n = rhino
> >>> o = potty
> >>> p = hamster
> >>> q = buckle
> >>> r = gizzard
> >>> s = lickin
> >>> t = snickle
> >>> u = chuckle
> >>> v = pickle
> >>> w = hubble
> >>> x = dingle
> >>> y = gorilla
> >>> z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> >>> a = butt
> >>> b = boob
> >>> c = face
> >>> d = nose
> >>> e = hump
> >>> f = breath
> >>> g = pants
> >>> h = shorts
> >>> i = lips
> >>> j = honker
> >>> k = head
> >>> l = tush
> >>> m = chunks
> >>> n = dunkin
> >>> o = brains
> >>> p = biscuits
> >>> q = toes
> >>> r = doodle
> >>> s = fanny
> >>> t = sniffer
> >>> u = sprinkles
> >>> v = frack
> >>> w = squirt
> >>> x = humperdinck
> >>> y = hiney
> >>> z = juice

mrwhipple @ 2005-05-27T21:06:00

2005-05-28T01:07:27Z

you got your barbeque sauce
and your chicken wing.
throw em in the deep fryer...
bbq chicken set your heart on fire.
you got real soul,
eatin chickens by the whole.
you make a stop at that liquor store...
i'ma pick us up a coupla 40's.

matt loves lover

mrwhipple @ 2005-05-25T18:46:00

2005-05-25T22:48:14Z

i love rap because it's good to like more than one type of music you know?

I love BAGELS

2005-05-11T03:22:26Z

here is how to fuck r2d2

mrwhipple @ 2005-04-17T19:21:00

2005-04-17T23:27:33Z

oh man this weekends gonna blow
hey jays cool
and jake is late
wow what a fuckin pushy hippie
the 10 dollar bet
dunkin donuts is delish
wow what a nice house you got
waterbed
wake up to a mystery...wheres jay
make some breakfast to hollow man
oh man thats a lot of jack
finally theyre here goddammit
wow this place is nice
wow look at the sound system
HOLY SHIT FREE FOOD
tony'll be a wet noodle, the bastard
trash talk a plenty
"get a 12 of something good" (2 hours later) "all they had was a 24 of keystone"
setting up
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt......cheesy?? percussion dear lord the percussion....funky funky funky...nice and slow
wow what a good omelet
GO LEFT OUT OF HERE, 6.3 MILES, LEFT AT THE GLOWSTICK yeah sure
watch a g.love ripoff....high times...yeah dude go battle him
holy crap theres a band out here
holy crap a fire
JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK
back to psycho kid's room
wow nice sandwiches
RUN RUN RUN
corner of the lake & stars
3 deaths
dead bodies?
holy shit am i tired
wow good breakfast
SCORE A DIME
ride with abandon and stops every two seconds

gettin along....singling out

Hello, Bimbo the Fucksnot

2005-03-28T03:51:00Z

I'm in Oneonta...at Pfister's. I just ate about 7 pounds of Hamburger Helper and I can't wait to take a massive shit. I stayed up here to practice with Too Hot to Kill, which brings me to the point of the story. We have our first show with the new members (me and Dante) coming up.

The show is Friday, April 8th. We're headlining WONYpalooza, which starts at 7 PM. There are four bands. It's at Smokey Joe's in Oneonta. Tell your friends.

Also...Call Me Cynical, one of my other bands, has some upcoming shows as well, and if you want to come check us out we'd appreciate it many much.

April 16 at Paul Smith College in Saranac Lake, NY. I don't know who we're playing with yet.
April 18 at Hamblin Theater on the SUNY Oneonta campus. It's at 7, and I believe it's free. We're playing with the Blend.
April 21 at the Autumn Cafe in Oneonta. It starts at 9 or 10, and I think it costs three dollars. We're playing with the Blend again.

Well....see ya.
Stay tuned for some shows from Asscore, my asscore band.

I love hicks.

Muwahahahahahaha get lives, faggots.

2005-02-14T07:28:30Z

Muwahaha.

This is the spirit of "Margret"! Most of you knew me as "Scott's LiveJournal". I've come to haunt your online community with one last post. I have posessed this web address, so while it apears as though Rich is writing this post, it is actually I, MARGRET, back from the dead to take my vengance on the LJ commmunity.

Before I begin my reign of wrath and destruction, I must say to ye, thy reader -- I just saw the new Nelly feat. Tim McGraw video on MTV, and... wow. Talk about colaberating fine musicianship with top notch directing. (more reviews to come at the end of this post. uh.. muwahahahahaha!)

Now, listen up sisies. You're in love with an iPod. An in-animate object. I'm sorry to be the one to break the sad news but, it can't love you back. Now, i know it's the coolest color it comes in, but its just an mp3 player. let it go. You might be thinking -- "oh shut up spirit of scott's journal, you're just sore 'cause your iPod was the first one that ever came out, and now its like having that Game Boy that looked like a silver brick, and weighed the same as well." Not so, actually I'm very happy with my iPod. It's not much to look at, I'll admit. Had I taken so many pictures of my iPod and it's adorable accesories made JUST for it, i would not have posted them for the public to see. Stop doing that though, 'cause teeerust me hunie, no one give a shit.

And now, a short and sweet review of The Grudge. By, the spirit of Scott's Journal. Muwahahahahahahahahahaa ha.

The Grudge was a terrible movie. :::Stop the press’, a bad horror movie in the 21st century!::: All kidding aside now, watching the Grudge was like watching The Ring (also a terrible movie) but it sucking more. I am not a movie critic, nor have I ever claimed to be one. I don’t even have what most would call a “good taste” in movies, especially those of the horror genre. I’m just a simple-minded person who likes to be entertained by a motion picture every now and then. Normally "Monster Garage" will put me right in the zone that I’m craving when I turn on the tube, or even "Martha Stewart Living". So why couldn’t a high budget Hollywood horror film starring Sarah Michelle Gellar entertain me? Because, like I said, I already saw The Ring. And no it didn’t scare the shit out of me. So don’t ask me that like this “Yo didn’t the ring scare the shit out of you dude?” And also don’t tell me about the Japanese version, for all of the obvious reasons. The End.

And now I can rest in peace along side the other legendary deleted LiveJournals of our great time. To those who I may have offended in life, and to those who are definately offended right now, namely all of you fuckers who are like "is he talking about me?" or who are like "what an ass hole" or who are like "hey i like that Nelly song", yeah especially those people. Fuck off. To rich, sorry dude, I hope you can forgive me for this one.

mrwhipple @ 2005-01-30T14:39:00

2005-01-30T19:51:43Z

listen up

im talking to you

yes, YOU...the reader...anyone, no one, whoever.

SURROUND YOURSELF WITH LOVE.
it's the only thing that will always make sense.
even if nothing else does.
be it friends, girlfriends or boyfriends, parents, siblings, whatever.

that's all it is, i promise.
you could wake up feeling grimy, sweaty, and confused in a room with 3 other guys sleeping amidst piles of crumpled clothes, wrinkled overnight bags, empty video game cases, crumb-filled candy wrappers, piles of shoes, empty water bottles, and random papers and feel totally comfortable and at peace because they get it.
even if they understand it in a different way, they still understand it.

be cool to each other and life will be so much better for everyone.

"esterd pilcher"

mrwhipple @ 2005-01-23T19:47:00

2005-01-24T00:47:54Z

and other fun antics at sean's mac thing
http://homepage.mac.com/seanycakes/pictures/PhotoAlbum10.html

dedicated to ryan and joe

on a slightly different note...

2005-01-21T06:53:15Z

I'M gonna scare you
i'm GONNA scare you
i'm gonna SCARE you
i'm gonna scare YOU

try em all out! different accents are for manly men!

mrwhipple @ 2005-01-21T01:35:00

2005-01-21T06:36:31Z

she gets it!!!

we are RESOLVED!!!

FINALLYL!@KN:LKMSAF?<HSAOUF*(F(UAH(*H what's reserved for you?

mrwhipple @ 2005-01-16T17:29:00

2005-01-16T22:33:46Z

i apologize to those people who i did not see on saturday before i left. you all know who you are. i was playing with igsy from 3 to 10ish and left my phone in my room!

well.....see ya

Andrew burned that yellow bus down.
Jesse's nowhere to be found.
They always say that home is where the heart is...
it's hardest when you've no home in town
1. C G D D x2, x2 with flutteries
1a. C G
2. D D C G x4
3. Em Em D C
3. C G D D x2, C G B C, C G D D
3a. C G D D ringing x2
4. Em, Am, stops are C, G, D, A
5. Am, F, G....D? i forget

mrwhipple @ 2004-12-20T03:46:00

2004-12-20T08:50:44Z

you anorexic
pill popping
self absorbed
dramatic
smug
bitch

i want to fuck the pride out of you

dear livejournal,
mike kallmeyer used to give me a boner, but now he just boners me a used. what gives?
seriously
FYE RULZ
two nights ago after work but before sleep while she rested i sat and looked at the computer screen and doubted everything.

writer's block is the dead man's last friend.
and it's good to know other people can relate
even if they don't know what they're relating to.
and it's good to not really give a shit because you're tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired